Dont touch my wimp

I didn't think it was possible for anyone to be so creepy and weird. I was wrong.

( ajskfhkdjh she's creepy.  )

She's even wearing the mummy bandages now. For fun.

She befriended the mummy that is currently trying to eat us. It tried to bite her arm off.

Tried burning it, didn't work.




ooc: Original art done by me! orz

I forgot I had this journal thing. Uh. New people, I'm Wolfram. iamnotawimp  is mine, and heikaaaaa  can be used for target practice if need be. And its_a_bear  is my brother.

I don't appreciate almost being killed canonly. I didn't like Sara before, but now I have reason not to like him. I'd rather deal with Lord Weller.

If I see another quiz on my flist I'll kill someone. Where's Sara when you need him.

I believe there are over 400 dolphins in the moat now.

Uh. I think we'll be giving some away. Anyone want a vicious guard dolphin?

What does one do when the "responsible" family member does something irresponsible?

Brother.... WHAT THE HELL.

One of your cats viscously tried to maul me. Have you been training these cats to attack people, like the dolphins!? What gives!? D:

I'm going out for a midnight walk.

Be back later.

Hello to the new people. I know they came a while ago, but my username is pretty down on the quick add list. So you all probably just finished adding me around now. My name is Wolfram.


Hey. Why is it that most fanarts of me and Gwen never have Conrad in them? Not that I. You know. Care. But still.


I couldn't find any with Conrad. Er. Not that it matters or anything.

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I'M LOCKING MYSELF IN MY CLOSET.

I'M NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN.







I MEAN IT THIS TIME.

Eta: I'm not commenting anymore. I'm going to sleep. In my closet. It's locked from the inside. :3

I should probably update, it's been a while since I have. Ne, what would be a good gift for a large grumpy man with a fetish for small cute things? I can't think of anything other than the obvious.

Brother. Why has the dolphin population in the moat increased so much? I could walk across the moat on dolphin backs there's so many.

There was another storm last night. Is December storm season or something? ;_;

I want it to snow.

Today was depressing. West side won the football game. ): The score was like..... 5:4. Total bummer. D: The girls and I cheered so much too! You'd think our spectacular cheers would motivate them to win, but no. ): We lost.

ANYWAY. :D I bought this reaaaaaally cute dress today~! And these hair cliiips and some pretty lingerie. ): But it didn't make me feel un depressed about losing the big game.

HOMECOMING IS COMING! Tee hee, that rhymed! ♥ It's going to be fuuuuun.

Manabe-kuuuuuuuun. DDDDDD: I'm bored. Take me somewhere! ;_;

What the hell. D:

I don't have to dig the moat anymore. Which is good, because it'd probably take me weeks to do it all by myself. Brother, the dolphins arrived this morning. I named them, because uh. I wanted to name them. Like mother used to name flowers and stuff.

( Scarletta and Voltire.  )

I've been painting again, but I'm still not very good at it. The hall is toxic now because of the smell of the paints... I should probably get out of here.


( 4 things meme. )

♥ ♥ ♥ Thank you Yuuri ♥ ♥ ♥

It's been a while since I've updated. Hello to all the new people. I'm Wolfram. Yuuri is my fiancee. Touch him and I'll skin you alive. And then feed your remains to rabid squirrels. And then burn the squirrels.

Shinou is still around the castle, apparently. Someone, please, get RID of him. He's clingy and needy and annoying. I don't have the patience to deal with him. Why couldn't he just stay dead?

I spent the weekend over in Yuuri's world. I watched baseball with him. The game itself didn't really interest me, but he was so excited, I couldn't help but smile.

So what's going on around here? Anything interesting or important happen?

Uh. Ignore the last post. And Shinou. I'm obviously not dead, but Shinou didn't lie. He's in the castle. Alive. Somehow.

...............................

Fuck.

Anyway. To all the new people, my name is Wolfram. My fiance is Yuuri iamnotawimp and don't let the username fool you. He's a complete wimp. Touch him and I'll strangle you.

...Brother. Do I still have to dig the moat? D:

Question meme. Ask me three questions and I'll answer them honestly. Then I'll ask you three, and you have to answer them honestly. It goes back and forth until it gets boring. Whatever.

Well well. It seems that I've finally managed to get my hands on a journal. Wolfram was so kind as to leave his laptop open and free whilst he was pouting in his room about being reprimanded.

If you happen to be curious as to how a dead man managed to get his hands on said laptop, it's quite simple. I'm alive now, and I have managed to acquire my own body. Yes, Maou. That means I will be in the castle. With you. :) Prepare yourself. I am going to have great fun tormenting you constantly.

Don't ask me how I managed to swing getting my own body. I have ways. And if you question me, you will suffer. This means you, Maou.

Hmmm. I feel like doing something interesting. Let's have a meme, shall we? Comment and I'll post a picture of the way you are most likely going to die. Imagining you all dying amuses me greatly. 

Well, uh. I went searching for Gunter a few hours ago. And I haven't found him yet.

Well. I. Uh.

........

I'm kind of locked in a brothel. Yeah. Uh. I figured that Gunter would be here because, you know, isn't that where sexual predators go? To brothels?

Yeah. The guy kind of locked the door. And uh. They're all staring at me. And whispering.

.............
Brother! THEY'RE COMING CLOSER. HELP!

BROTHER.

WHY THE HELL WAS THERE SHOUTING IN YOUR ROOM LAST NIGHT?

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WITH THE YELLING
AND THE MESSED UP SHEETS?

...................
Oh. God.
YOU......
I'm going to be sick.

Hiya everyone! :3 Brawl seems really crazy now! How fun! ^O^

So who's with who NOW? :3

YUURI. :3 WE CAN KISS, BUT NO SEXY TIME. Kaaay?

What the fuck is this?

New people again. Welcome to Brawl. Stay away from my wimp, and we'll get along just fine. 

Gah! Paperwork is so annoying. :| It takes too long to finish looking over. And what the hell, someone sent in a request for marriages between people and animals? WTF.

Gunter has a journal. FUCK GUNTER, YUURI IS MINE. >| STAY AWAY FROM HIM. AND BROTHER. I DO NOT WANT YOU TO MARRY GUNTER. NO....JUST....JUST NO! D:

DDDDDDDD:

Yuuri....I need to talk to you. 

Ah, it looks like there are new people. My name is Wolfram, and my fiance is Yuuri. Touch him and you have assured your death. And it will be painful. Slow and painful. As long as you don't touch him, we should all get along just fine. So what's been going on? I haven't updated in a while. :|  

Who exactly is new here, anyway?